we had sundaes on friday at work and there were 3 gallons of ice cream bought for the sundae delight. needless to say there’s plenty of leftover ice cream so today i decided to make a root beer float. i think i used about 4 scoops of ice cream this time and i know i’m going to be paying for it later with an upset stomach, but man is it worth it.
i don’t know what it is about root beer floats that compel me to make them super sized, but i can never have a one scoop root beer float. it just doesn’t work like that for me. mmmm…
teaz0r
we were at a soda shop. and my brother ordered two root beer floats. but he didn’t tell me he doubled his ice cream. so i took his and stuck my finger in it. and it became mine.
wilco
growing up, people used to touch my lunch and then i’d have to give it up to them because i was super paranoid about germs. i really hated that so i started to lick my food at lunchtime to claim it…sort of like marking my territory.