on my gawd! they actually grow the pears in the bottle to make this pear brandy. how cool is that?

i went to starbucks today and left my usual fake name, “josiah” with my drink order. they asked me to spell it out and so i did.

when my drink was made, they kept calling for “jason”. i didn’t think anything of it, but then i realized it was my drink order and i looked at the name on the cup and sure enough it was spelled right. i guess you can never get it right.