my sister’s birthday is today. she finally turns 21.
things you do not want to hear your baby sister say, but did:
“i’m on my period now. i’m running like a waterfall.”
“is snowballing where you suck a guy’s dick and he cums into your mouth and then you spit it back into his?”
“what is muff [...]
I don’t know why, I don’t know how
I thought I loved you, but I’m not sure now
I’ve seen you look at strangers too many times
A love-you-once is of a, a different kind
Remember when we felt the sun
A love like paradise, how hot it burned
A threat of distant thunder, the sky was red
And when you walked, [...]
i think that i’m now regretting the 7 scoop ice cream root beer float. that’s a lot of ice cream…and a lot of root beer. oh man, i think i need to lie down.
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there is approximately 4 gallons of ice cream in the freezer at work leftover from yesterday’s celebration. let us first all pause while we full appreciate the joy with which i am engaged in as i chronicle this fact.
4 gallons of ice cream.
we have root beer in the building.
yes, folks…root beer.
i’m currently sitting next [...]
i got two phone calls yesterday that meant a great deal to me. the first was from a friend whose voice i have not heard in a while. it was great to be able to chat with them again. it wasn’t so much that we talked about things of earth-shattering importance, but [...]
i guess i’ve been a little bit of a slacker as i’ve not posted any pictures for a while. i have a bunch that i should post, i just haven’t gotten around to the actual processing. oh well.
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never have i been surrounded by more hawaiians in my life outside of hawaii.
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as they say, it’s [url=http://www.ocliw.com/things/weekends/geoffBday2004/]better late than never![/url]
happy birthday, geoff!
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last night as i was sitting on my bed, leg propped up and for the first time in a long while i felt incredibly alone. i think that when i hurt my knee it reminded me of the time when i had sprained my ankle.
i’m a pretty fiercely independent person, so it’s hard for [...]
me: i think i hurt my knee.
friend: how’d you do that?
me: i was trying to avoid landing on this girl who dove in front of me
me: and landed funny on my knee
friend: was she cute?
me: not horribly.
friend: oh…then just land on her!
heh.
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after the big volleyball fiasco of monday night, i decided to sub for a team that needed another player tonight. at least i get to play a little this week. but my back has been killing me. killing me. not sure at all what’s going on here, but man, it hurts.
i’m [...]