i went to starbucks today and left my usual fake name, “josiah” with my drink order. they asked me to spell it out and so i did.
when my drink was made, they kept calling for “jason”. i didn’t think anything of it, but then i realized it was my drink order and i looked at the name on the cup and sure enough it was spelled right. i guess you can never get it right.
i get the feeling you keep using this name just to have stories to tell. so deep down, you must love it each time they mess it up!