Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-10-25

sliced my pinky over the weekend. can;t train myself to use the apostrophe with my ring finger, so i mistype semicolons instead ALL THE TIME #
Need the sharks to score many points here in the second. #
Mad at @choccobo for tagging a picture of a Cal sucks shirt with my name on facebook. Almost unfriended him. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-10-18

why is my load testing failing at such low concurrency? oh, server max connections is 10? yeah, this box won't scale. #
yay! i finally got #NewTwitter maybe i'll actually use twitter.com instead of my favorite twitter client. nah…i <3 SimplyTweet #
favre throws his 500th career TD to moss. long bomb, jump ball type pass for 37 yards on 3rd and 17. vintage favre. #NFL #
It's sad, yet telling, when your day is made because your kid had a bowel movement. #
What's the point of being an Avis preferred member if they don't have your car waiting for you? #
Oh Avis' computers are down. What's the point of having computers if they go down? #
I'm standing in the largest old navy I have ever seen. Why? Didn't pack the clothes for the weekend. #
Day of the wedding today. We are staying at the hotel where the wedding is at. It is fancy here. #
At the Aquarium of the Pacific next to the Queen Mary. http://twitpic.com/2y70m7 #
Road closures all around The Pike. I just want to get out of here! #
Ah crap. First adult visit to the ER for me. I'm fine, but this sucks. #
Flight delayed 30 minutes. We will be later and later to dinner. #
Ugh @southwestair broke our stroller and told us to go to the baggage office only to tell us they aren't liable for damage. #
Kyden loved the touch pool at the aquarium. I did not love that he got drenched. http://twitpic.com/2yney6 #
I ran the slideshow at the wedding, but didn't make it. I'm told that I'm the only friend who knows how to do it. http://twitpic.com/2ynfu1 #

This morning Kyden crawled up to me, looked at me, flopped his head down and fell asleep. Must've been tired. http://twitpic.com/2un3up #
Just got these cookies: Cow chip cookies. Is this what passes as smart marketing? Cookies were good though. http://twitpic.com/2vbjix #
At the eBay fashion show where employees are showing off fashions bought from the eBay fashion vertical. http://twitpic.com/2vhtys #
Lisa and Paul are going to throw it down in a buffet eating contest. I think Paul might have about 100 pounds on her. #
Killing some time before the wedding at Starbucks in Harrah's. #
Lunch is awful, awful. http://twitpic.com/2whbb4 #
Lost in the Circus Circus parking lot. Send help…and pearl tea…and a donut. #
Finally, they are going to put in Carr. You're our only hope! #NFL #49ers #
OMG they aren't putting in Carr. #WTF #

nerdy tweet alert – just performed "yum erase mysql", "yum install mysql" on a production box to resolve some conflicts. scary! #
omg the bagger was told to get hummus and he brought back salsa. We had to wait for him to go back and try again. 2nd try- hot salsa. #
Home Depot is dead at 9pm on a Thursday night. #
my brother frwrded me an email that reminded him that my son's 1st birthday is today. it's a good thing he reminded me of my own kid's bday! #
Happy birthday, Kyden! You are one year old today! http://twitpic.com/2trarz #
GRRRR! alex smith needs to stop doing stupid things. #NFL #49ers #