dude! i’m gonna be an officiant!
that’s right, yo. i’m the merry marrier.
greg asked me to the officiant for their wedding. so now i’m gonna be the guy binding them to a life of marriage. who would have known? that’s cool. i’m gonna go see what it takes to be an officiant now.
Gee, and my judge went through years of law school, endured years as a defense attorney in the County Counsel’s office, to arrive at what you’re going to do via internet in a matter of minutes.