there’s a sale at safeway right now. i don’t know how long it will last, but the deal is buy two 12 packs of coke, get three free. i think it works itself out to be about $2.12 per 12 pack.

i bought ten 12 packs.

i think i might go to safeway again and get another 10. is that bad?

“An admirer is concealing his affection for you.”

i almost didn’t eat the fortune cookie.

almost.