the office got a new order of instant swiss miss milk chocolate with marshmallow packets and on the packaging prominently displayed is:
“As Much Calcium as a Glass of Milk”
wow. really? you’re going to try to market this stuff as being healthy for you? i mean, that’s great for me, but not so great for people who believe that drinking this will be as good for you as drinking milk. i guess you gotta get your calcium somewhere, though.
Maybe it’s labeled “as much calcum as a glass of milk!” and the instructions say to stir the powder into a glass of milk.