JOB DESCRIPTION:
The ideal candidate is responsible for providing stimulating, interesting conversation during the lunch hour with me. They must like Japanese, Thai, Korean, and Vietnamese food. Mexican food is a plus. The ideal candidate must also be able to have lunch in the northern san jose/milpitas area, though excursions out to santa clara, fremont, or sunnyvale are not unreasonable.
A Dutch-style agreement will be arranged for payment of meals. Particularly interesting dating lives that the candidate wants to discuss are welcome.
QUALIFICATIONS:
The candidate must have the following qualification to apply:
- Be able to provide transportation for themself to a variety of lunch locations in the northern san jose area.
- Must enjoy most asian cuisines.
- Must be interesting. (Interesting factor will be determined at interview)
- Must be fluent in English and have strong communication skills.
The following attributes are desirable, but not required:
- likes pearl tea
- likes dessert
- is attractive
- is cute
- is hawt
If you feel like you are a good fit, please send your application to wilco [at] ocliw.com.
I am an equal-opportunity lunch eating partner, provided that you are not ugly or stupid.
You didn’t specify a gender. Would a “hawt” guy who, say, is at or above the hawtness level of wasabi, qualify?
i thought long and hard about whether or not to have a gender requirement, but i firmly believe that my lunch buddy can be male or female. the previous positions have been filled by both genders.
but…if you are a hawt girl, that should be ok, too, i’d imagine.
Why would you want to have lunch with a hawt, cute, attractive guy? Why would you do that to yourself?
Well, I guess you’re not a girl, cuz if you were, you’d surround yourself with unattractive women to make yourself feel good.
I don’t do that.
hahahah…u silly willy. you crack me up. i will miss having lunch with you!!