it all started a few days ago when a rather large pimple decided to make a home for itself on my nose. he seemed rather comfortable there and he started to become quite comfortable and fat.
having inhabited my face, i think that he must have told some friends about how wonderful it was living on my nose and a pimple friend of his moved into the neighborhood in the middle of my forehead. i think the neighbor got really lonely though, so he invited a friend to pretty much move in with him in his newly built duplex. so now there are two surprisingly large pimples parked in the middle of my forehead.
not to be outdone, a developer of pimples decided to start construction on the hairline of the left side of my forehead. the hair provides adequate shading from the sun so they will not see the light of day.
seriously…what is going on here? i’m usually not this vain, but really, this is getting ridiculous!