me: hey, i saw you at q-cup over the weekend!
friend: what? oh really?
me: yeah, i was waving hi and said, “hey [FRIEND]!” but you just walked right by me like i didn’t exist!
friend: what? no way. where was this?
me: yeah! at the milpitas q-cup!
friend: oh…you hang out there?

everyone started laughing at how i was dissed. so sad.

—–