happy birthday, girl.

my sister’s birthday is today. she finally turns 21.

things you do not want to hear your baby sister say, but did:

“i’m on my period now. i’m running like a waterfall.”

“is snowballing where you suck a guy’s dick and he cums into your mouth and then you spit it back into his?”

“what is muff diving?”

i don’t think i am ready to see her grow up like this. it’s very disturbing.


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