cindy, cindy, she’s so grand,
she’s the best, you understand.
she writes with prose oh-so-pretty,
and her entries are always quite wity.

she doesn’t understand what it means
that being “a’ight” isn’t worth causing scenes
but let me just say right now
hey, girl, don’t have a cow!

you’re the bestest
i can definitely attest
so don’t be offended, yo
be happy, you’re not really so-so.