if you know me as josiah, jonathan, stuart, bob, or george, you must work in the food industry because the only times i use those names to refer to myself is when i have to leave a name with an order.

if you know me as roger wilco, wilco42, or wilco, you must know me only online.

if you know me as michael, you must be a family member.

if you know me as jackal or willy, you must know me from a MUD.

if you know me as tatanka, you are a cruel high school friend of mine.

if you know me as tadashi, you must be miho.

if you know me as tamago, you must be annie.

if you know me as mike, we’ve probably met.

if you know me as mike t., you must know my other friend mike c.

if you know me as tanaka, you must be a co-worker or in the company of mike c.

if you know me as tiger tanaka, you must be either adam or randy.

if you know me as that “hot, sexy dude”, i might want to know you.