starbucks employee: what would you like?
me: i’ll have a venti mocha frappuchino, please.
starbucks employee: sure thing. that’ll be $3.95.
me:
starbucks employee: and your name for the order?
me: josiah.
starbucks employee: didn’t you say your name was bob last time?
me:
starbucks employee: yeah, i think you did.
me: oh.
man, no one has ever remembered me before. i need to stay consistent with my names!
Hah!
ha ha ha…that’s funny!!
Serves you right. Stick with Josiah. Besides you look less like a Josiah than a Bob, so it makes it funnier.